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Grizzly Bear Photo

The Atheist and the Bear

The Atheist and the Bear The Atheist went for a walk in the Forest and heard a noise behind him; He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing […]

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Adult Store Conversation

A short conversation between a customer and the clerk at an adult products store. A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll as a gag gift for a bachelor party. The man behind the counter asks, ‘Male or female?’ Customer says , ‘Female.’ Counter guy asks , ‘Black or white? […]

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Church Squirrels

CHURCH SQUIRRELS There were five houses of religion in a small-town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church , The Methodist Church , The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After […]

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A Tour of Heaven

A man dies and St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven. “Welcome to Heaven!”, says St. Peter.  “Let me give you a tour.” St. Peter takes the man down a long hall with doors on both sides.  On each door is a sign. The first one they come to says “Methodist”.  St. Peter […]

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Jewish Fathers, Christian Sons

A good Jewish father was very upset, for he had sent his only son to the Holy Land to become more devout in the faith and his son came back a Christian. So, he went to his best friend, another Jewish father and said, “I am a good Jewish father and sent my son to […]

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