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Old People Text Message

 An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: […]

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Grandma and Grandpa Resolve a Problem

Grandpa and Grandma were sitting on the porch rocking… when all in a flash, Grandma smacked Grandpa upside the head, knocking him off the porch! He looked around and asked Grandma.. “What the heck was that for!?”. She shakes her finger at him and said… “That’s for having a short penis!”. Well, Grandpa dusted himself […]

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A Wife’s Love

The awesome power of a wife’s love A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death’s doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out […]

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Travel Plans for Retirement!

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. […]

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50 Dollars is 50 Dollars

MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, “ESTHER, I ‘D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER.” ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, ” I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.” A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO […]

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