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PrinceAndPrincess

A Male Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No !” So the Prince rode  motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged big-chested broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, and single malt whiskey […]

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How Women Shower Versus How Men Shower

The Art of Taking A Shower If you have ever been in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex, you see yourself or your partner in the lists below! How A Woman Takes a Shower Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing […]

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Why am I Divorced?

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘ Happy Birthday.’ I thought…… […]

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Wisconsin-Fishermen

Wisconsin Fishermen

  Two Wisconsin men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost inaudible, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.” Craig continues slowly sipping his beer – then thoughtfully says, “You better think it over, Bob. […]

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Posters For Men–1

Women always have those “cute” inspirational posters that make men feel ill.  So, now it’s time for men to have their own set of posters they can be proud of! Here are some to get started with! Feelings   The Perfect Job   NASA Mars Probe   Reading Her Mind   Fixing Things Around The […]

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Blonde Jokes–1

DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.   FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which […]

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Ole’s Nooner

The Nooner A young North Dakota farm couple, Ole and Lena, got married and just  couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’. In the morning, before Ole left the house for the fields, they made love. When Ole came back from the fields,  they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was […]

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The Deaf Wife Problem

Bert feared his wife Peg wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the […]

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Men Teaching Classes for Women

Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By January 21, 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, […]

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