The wife left the note below on the fridge ……… “It’s not working!! I can’t take it anymore; I’ve gone to stay at my Moms!” I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold……… What the hell is she talking about?!!
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A Male Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No !” So the Prince rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged big-chested broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, and single malt whiskey […]
How Women Shower Versus How Men Shower
The Art of Taking A Shower If you have ever been in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex, you see yourself or your partner in the lists below! How A Woman Takes a Shower Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing […]
A Bottle of Wine–A Touching Story All Women Will Adore!
THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an […]
The Widow and the Ranch Hand
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other […]
Wisconsin Fishermen
Two Wisconsin men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost inaudible, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.” Craig continues slowly sipping his beer – then thoughtfully says, “You better think it over, Bob. […]
Only a Man Would Attempt This
This joke came to me from a buddy who reads various gun forums. I’m not sure if it is true, but even if not it’s a pretty good story! ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our […]
Posters For Men–1
Women always have those “cute” inspirational posters that make men feel ill. So, now it’s time for men to have their own set of posters they can be proud of! Here are some to get started with! Feelings The Perfect Job NASA Mars Probe Reading Her Mind Fixing Things Around The […]
Ole’s Nooner
The Nooner A young North Dakota farm couple, Ole and Lena, got married and just couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’. In the morning, before Ole left the house for the fields, they made love. When Ole came back from the fields, they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was […]
The Deaf Wife Problem
Bert feared his wife Peg wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the […]
