The Atheist and the Bear The Atheist went for a walk in the Forest and heard a noise behind him; He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing […]
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s’ mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and […]
Lately, there has been a Geico commercial on television with a camel roaming around an office asking people to “Guess what day it is”. Clever, but they should take it just a bit further as shown in the photo below. Yes…you guessed it!
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said 50.00. “Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house […]
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door […]