Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By January 21, 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, […]
A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. […]
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. […]
You can blame the demise of Hostess on unions and striking workers. But, here’s the REAL reason behind it all! Just try to dispute it!
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman […]
Disposition of ‘assets’ — Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday due to a workers’ strike. Assets were split up. * The State Department hired all the Twinkies; * The Secret Service hired all the HoHos; * The generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes; * And the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress! […]
Senior citizens always find a way to keep up with technology. Here’s one of the ways they remember their computer passwords!
OhioState‘s Urban Meyer on one of his players: “He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.” __________________________________________ Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on […]
A few years ago, the ad below showed up in the Sunday newspaper. I found it quite humorous and wondered how it got by the family-oriented advertising censors of such a large corporation. Needless to say, this advertising campaign didn’t last long and I never saw that flyer again! So, what do you think? Is […]