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Suggestive McDonald’s Ad

A few years ago, the ad below showed up in the Sunday newspaper. I found it quite humorous and wondered how it got by the family-oriented advertising censors of such a large corporation.  Needless to say, this advertising campaign didn’t last long and I never saw that flyer again! So, what do you think? Is […]

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Dating in 1960

You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this… It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. “Oh, come on in!” Peggy Sue’s mother said as she welcomed Fred in.  Have […]

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Men are Like…

Here are a few great analogies about what men are like. I’m sure you can handle it. For those who can’t, grow a sense of humor! 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are […]

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An Arab Walks into a Bar…

An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair. He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. so he shouts over to the bartender loudly enough […]

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Emails Can Mess With Your Head

I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over  the past year. I am  totally screwed up now and have little chance of  recovery. Here’s what I have learned. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water […]

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50 Dollars is 50 Dollars

MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, “ESTHER, I ‘D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER.” ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, ” I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.” A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO […]

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Man of the House

The husband had just finished reading a book,”Man of the House“. He put the book down, stormed into the kitchen, and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house,and my word is the […]

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Prison Versus Vork

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. IN PRISON……….you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell. AT WORK…………you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.   IN PRISON………you get three meals a day. AT WORK………..you get a […]

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Sixth Grade Science

Sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, “You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell […]

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