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Mayan Calendar Weather Forecast

Below is the Mayan Calendar weather forecast for the week of December 16 2012 – December 22 2012     For those of you who live in the Midwest of the United States, this is pretty typical weather: Cold one day and then hotter than hell the next!  

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The Nail

Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him […]

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Men Teaching Classes for Women

Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By January 21, 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, […]

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A Short Love Story

A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.   Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. […]

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Travel Plans for Retirement!

I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. […]

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Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman […]

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Hostess Bakery – Disposition of Assets

Disposition of ‘assets’ — Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday due to a workers’ strike. Assets were split up. * The State Department hired all the Twinkies; * The Secret Service hired all the HoHos; * The generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes; * And the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress!   […]

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College Football Jokes

OhioState‘s Urban Meyer on one of his players: “He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.”    __________________________________________  Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?  So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on […]

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