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A Kid From North Dakota
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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota .” Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked […]

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The Jewish Tie Salesman
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A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack – selling ties. The Taliban terrorist asked, […]

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Here’s Some PUNOGRAPHY
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Puns and plays on words are always entertaining. Here are a number of puns to make you laugh or groan!  Some of them you may actually have to say out loud before you actually get them. Punography: ·I tried to catch some fog. I mist. ·When chemists die, they barium. ·Jokes about German sausage are […]

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Aston Martin Used Car Ad
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Yes, this ad is definitely interesting! And the sales copy on the image is great!      

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Grandma and Grandpa Resolve a Problem
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Grandpa and Grandma were sitting on the porch rocking… when all in a flash, Grandma smacked Grandpa upside the head, knocking him off the porch! He looked around and asked Grandma.. “What the heck was that for!?”. She shakes her finger at him and said… “That’s for having a short penis!”. Well, Grandpa dusted himself […]

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Posters For Men–1
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Women always have those “cute” inspirational posters that make men feel ill.  So, now it’s time for men to have their own set of posters they can be proud of! Here are some to get started with! Feelings   The Perfect Job   NASA Mars Probe   Reading Her Mind   Fixing Things Around The […]

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Blonde Jokes–1
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DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.   FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which […]

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Patriotic Message–Not a Joke this Time
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Although this website is normally dedicated to humorous stories, sometimes things come my way that I feel are worth sharing.  I recently received an email containing anecdotal stories of behavior for the LOVE of The United States. Since this is my website, I have chosen to share it. If you don’t like it, tough petunias! […]

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Farm Kid
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Only a Farm Kid… When you’re from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town” said the boy. “How about your […]

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