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Posters For Men–1

Women always have those “cute” inspirational posters that make men feel ill.  So, now it’s time for men to have their own set of posters they can be proud of! Here are some to get started with! Feelings   The Perfect Job   NASA Mars Probe   Reading Her Mind   Fixing Things Around The […]

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Blonde Jokes–1

DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.   FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which […]

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Patriotic Message–Not a Joke this Time

Although this website is normally dedicated to humorous stories, sometimes things come my way that I feel are worth sharing.  I recently received an email containing anecdotal stories of behavior for the LOVE of The United States. Since this is my website, I have chosen to share it. If you don’t like it, tough petunias! […]

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Farm Kid

Only a Farm Kid… When you’re from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town” said the boy. “How about your […]

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The Parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said 50.00. “Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house […]

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Physician Diet Recommendation

Color Is Good Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high. My cholesterol was high. I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said: Just think in colors. […]

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Two Old Ladies

Two ladies are sitting outside at their retirement home, smoking’ cigarettes and enjoying the sunny day when it begins to rain. One of the ladies reaches into her purse and pulls out a condom and a pair of scissors. As the other lady watches, she then proceeds to pull out the rubber, snips the tip […]

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Church Squirrels

CHURCH SQUIRRELS There were five houses of religion in a small-town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church , The Methodist Church , The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After […]

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Beer, Fishing, and Golf

There is a VERY important lesson here… A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will […]

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The Dot Explained

The Truth About the Dot I am probably going to Hell for posting this. Hey, I don’t write the jokes, I just report them! The Dot FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or […]

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