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Do You Live in a Bad Neighborhood?
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Over time, neighborhoods change.  Some get better, some get worse.  Here are some indicators that your neighborhood might be getting worse, and that it might be a good time to move! You Live in a Bad Neighborhood if… You take your kids to day care and they have added extra security!   You go to […]

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History: The Invention of the Condom
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Condom History Okay, this is a bad joke, but nevertheless, it will make you laugh.  It may be a bit politically incorrect for some of you, but that’s part of what makes it funny! I’ve always been a student of history but I didn’t know this. In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using […]

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My Dogs
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Another great reason to have a dog….. This morning I went to Social Security to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue […]

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A Bottle of Wine–A Touching Story All Women Will Adore!
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THE BOTTLE OF WINE   For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren’t married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an […]

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Why am I Divorced?
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Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘ Happy Birthday.’ I thought…… […]

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The Widow and the Ranch Hand
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other […]

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Wisconsin Fishermen
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  Two Wisconsin men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost inaudible, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.” Craig continues slowly sipping his beer – then thoughtfully says, “You better think it over, Bob. […]

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Only a Man Would Attempt This
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This joke came to me from a buddy who reads various gun forums. I’m not sure if it is true, but even if not it’s a pretty good story!   ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our […]

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The Christian Way to Call Someone a Bastard
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A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, “We’re about evenly matched, how about […]

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