Jay Leno always had a funny Headlines segment when he did The Tonight Show. It’s time to carry on that tradition here. So, here’s one to start it off! Feel free to submit interesting headlines you come accross!
Many people have a lot of fun putting lights outside at Christmas time. Here’s a piece of advice you might want to take into consideration if you live in warmer climates!. This photo says it all!
I used to avoid listening to Obama’s speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one. Here is something to help make Obama’s speeches almost tolerable. Just print the bingo card below, distribute it to friends, then tune in to his next speech… Instructions for Obama Bullshit Bingo Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, […]
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 68. I’m so happy, because I live at number 72. So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards. And it’s the same side of the street. I don’t even have to cross the road! ~~~~~ Answering machine […]
Sometimes, you come across items in the news that are just as funny in real life as any joke. Here’s a news story about a man who wound up accidentally shooting himself. Fight over speeding car ends with Virginia man shooting self in groin, police say A man apparently speeding in Norfolk, Va., accidentally […]
The State of Illinois requires all state employees to take a mandatory ethics test each fall. It is usually a supreme waste of time and the results are meaningless. Here’s a little Dilbert cartoon about ethics test that is pretty good. Cartoon belongs to official copyright holder.
Here are another group of “blonde” jokes for your enjoyment! KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his […]
I ran accross this little meme on Facebook and felt it was worth sharing. Are you one of those lazy people?