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The Toilet Mug

For those who like bathroom humor, this is an awesome item I picked up at a garage sale for 25 cents! I keep it in my office.   The Drinking Man’s Best Friend! Here’s the box it came in.  I particularly like the slogan for the product! Also, do you REALLY want to know what […]

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Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student

The joke on this page is for all the chemistry geeks and physics geeks! Be forwarned, if you don’t know anything about either chemistry or physics, you won’t get ti. The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor […]

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Two Blonde Guys

It’s not too often that you hear a joke about blonde guys… Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then  down the other, then moved on to […]

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How Women Shower Versus How Men Shower

The Art of Taking A Shower If you have ever been in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex, you see yourself or your partner in the lists below! How A Woman Takes a Shower Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing […]

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Clever Viagra Ad

I’m sure that you have seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctor’s offices on everything from tissues to note pads. Well, in my book, this one should get the prize….     I e-mailed it to my Chinese doctor friend.. He e-mailed back: “If light stay on more than 4 hours, call erectrician.”    

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Guess What Day It Is

Lately, there has been a Geico commercial on television with a camel roaming around an office asking people to “Guess what day it is”. Clever, but they should take it just a bit further as shown in the photo below.   Yes…you guessed it!    

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Newspaper Headline

Jay Leno always had a funny Headlines segment when he did The Tonight Show.  It’s time to carry on that tradition here. So, here’s one to start it off! Feel free to submit interesting headlines you come accross!    

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Obama Bingo

I used to avoid listening to Obama’s speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one. Here is something to help make Obama’s speeches almost tolerable. Just print the bingo card below, distribute it to friends, then tune in to his next speech…   Instructions for Obama Bullshit Bingo Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, […]

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