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Happy Hour in Alabama
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  Bubba is driving down a back road in Alabama. A flashing sign in front of a roadside joint reads:   HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer   “Lord a’mighty,” he says to himself, “my three favorite things!”        

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TOOLS, DEFINITIONS and USES
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1. DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. 2. WIRE […]

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Fluctuations
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Today’s word is… Fluctuations I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke. I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a […]

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Your Comments are Bad and You Should Feel Bad
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