NICKNAMES · If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. · If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman . EATING OUT · When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each […]
Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can […]
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A man dies and St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven. “Welcome to Heaven!”, says St. Peter. “Let me give you a tour.” St. Peter takes the man down a long hall with doors on both sides. On each door is a sign. The first one they come to says “Methodist”. St. Peter […]
A good Jewish father was very upset, for he had sent his only son to the Holy Land to become more devout in the faith and his son came back a Christian. So, he went to his best friend, another Jewish father and said, “I am a good Jewish father and sent my son to […]
Bubba is driving down a back road in Alabama. A flashing sign in front of a roadside joint reads: HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer “Lord a’mighty,” he says to himself, “my three favorite things!”