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Ole’s Nooner

The Nooner

A young North Dakota farm couple, Ole and Lena, got married and just  couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’.

In the morning, before Ole left the house for the fields, they made love. When Ole came back from the fields,  they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.

The problem was their “nooner”; it took Ole a half hour to travel home and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn’t getting enough work done.

Finally Ole asked the town doctor what to do.

“Ole,” said the doctor, “just take your rifle out to the field with you and when you’re in the mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be Lena’s signal to come out to you. Then you won’t lose any field time.”

They tried Doc’s advice and it worked well for a while. Ole came back to the doctor’s office.

“What’s wrong?” asked the Doc. “Didn’t my idea work?”

“Oh, it worked real good,” said Ole. “Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like you said and Lena’d come runnin’. We’d find a secluded place, make love, and then she’d go back home again.”

“Good, Ole. So what’s the problem?” asked the Doc.

 

“I ain’t seen her since huntin’ season started.”

 

 

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