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Another great reason to have a dog…..

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This morning I went to Social Security to sign my dogs up for welfare.

At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.”

So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue who their Dads are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify.

My dogs get their first checks next Friday

Darn, this is a great country.

 

 

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