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Man of the House

The husband had just finished reading a book,”Man of the House“.

He put the book down, stormed into the kitchen, and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said

“From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house,and my word is the law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, pop me a beer, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.  Then,after dinner, you are going to draw my bath so I can relax, and when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife replied “the damn funeral director would be my guess.”



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