Help Fight Terrorism in Your Neighborhood Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So, next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked […]
Here is another nice politically incorrect joke courtesy of a friend from the Southwest! A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the Arizona mountains when an illegal alien runs across a clearing. The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him. “You can’t do that!” cried the Californian. “It’s legal here in Arizona […]
A short conversation between a customer and the clerk at an adult products store. A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll as a gag gift for a bachelor party. The man behind the counter asks, ‘Male or female?’ Customer says , ‘Female.’ Counter guy asks , ‘Black or white? […]
I received the following in an email and wish I had written it. I agree with our Native American population—I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as warriors, but nay nay, We must […]
I used to avoid listening to Obama’s speeches. Now, I look forward to the next one. Here is something to help make Obama’s speeches almost tolerable. Just print the bingo card below, distribute it to friends, then tune in to his next speech… Instructions for Obama Bullshit Bingo Before Barrack Obama’s next televised speech, […]
Here are another group of “blonde” jokes for your enjoyment! KNITTING A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his […]
Condom History Okay, this is a bad joke, but nevertheless, it will make you laugh. It may be a bit politically incorrect for some of you, but that’s part of what makes it funny! I’ve always been a student of history but I didn’t know this. In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using […]
DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home. FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which […]
The Truth About the Dot I am probably going to Hell for posting this. Hey, I don’t write the jokes, I just report them! The Dot FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or […]
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream ‘prejudice’ these days……………. A customer asked, “In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?” The clerk asks, “Are you Polish?” The guy , clearly offended, says, “Yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage, would […]
