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Think Before You Act

If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this! Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed […]

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Irish Baby

An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irishbaby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but […]

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Advice on Nutrition and Exercise

Our favorite doctor is here and gives us the final word on nutrition and exercise. Everyone wants to have this man as their doctor! The Doctor’s Advice Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don’t waste on […]

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Old People Text Message

 An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: […]

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Drunk Versus Stoned

With the legalization of pot in some areas, we can now expect to have stoned drivers long with drunk drivers (not that that doesn’t ALREADY happen!) What’s the difference between a driver who is drunk and one who is high? The image below provides the answer. Hmmm, I wonder what happens if a driver is […]

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Facebook and Twitter accounts joke

Facebook and Twitter

If you don’t have Facebook or Twitter accounts, you could try the old-fashioned social media method described in the image below. However, you might get the same results! Ironcially, this was posted by a friend to my Facebook timeline!        

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A Male Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?” The Princess said, “No !” So the Prince rode  motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged big-chested broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to strip bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, and single malt whiskey […]

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Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student

The joke on this page is for all the chemistry geeks and physics geeks! Be forwarned, if you don’t know anything about either chemistry or physics, you won’t get ti. The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor […]

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Two Blonde Guys

It’s not too often that you hear a joke about blonde guys… Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then  down the other, then moved on to […]

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How Women Shower Versus How Men Shower

The Art of Taking A Shower If you have ever been in a relationship with someone of the opposite sex, you see yourself or your partner in the lists below! How A Woman Takes a Shower Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing […]

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