The Atheist and the Bear The Atheist went for a walk in the Forest and heard a noise behind him; He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing […]
Help Fight Terrorism in Your Neighborhood Don’t forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide. So, next Saturday at 1 P.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked […]
When I was young I decided to go to Medical School. In the entrance exam we were asked to rearrange the letters ‘PNEIS‘ and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect . Those who answered spine are doctors today. The rest of us are sending jokes via […]
Guess the Nationality Sex-Crazed Woman There is a sex-crazed woman on a hilltop and three men have found out about her. The first man in walking down the hill. The second man is climbing the hill. The third man is on the hilltop with the woman. The exceptional artwork below shows the scene! QUESTION: What […]
Here is another nice politically incorrect joke courtesy of a friend from the Southwest! A Californian and an Arizonian were Elk hunting in the Arizona mountains when an illegal alien runs across a clearing. The Arizonian takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him. “You can’t do that!” cried the Californian. “It’s legal here in Arizona […]
Fun With Math So, you think you know math? Watch this short segment from a classic movie and you will begin to wonder. 25 / 5 = 14 This skit is from a “Ma and Pa Kettle” movie, and the presentation is great.
A short conversation between a customer and the clerk at an adult products store. A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll as a gag gift for a bachelor party. The man behind the counter asks, ‘Male or female?’ Customer says , ‘Female.’ Counter guy asks , ‘Black or white? […]
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s’ mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and […]
The wife left the note below on the fridge ……… “It’s not working!! I can’t take it anymore; I’ve gone to stay at my Moms!” I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold……… What the hell is she talking about?!!
How the Mexican May 5 Holiday Began Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop […]