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Being Neighborly in Alaska
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Jeff had been in business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet. After six months or so […]

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50 Dollars is 50 Dollars
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MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, “ESTHER, I ‘D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER.” ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, ” I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.” A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO […]

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Newspaper Headline
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Jay Leno always had a funny Headlines segment when he did The Tonight Show.  It’s time to carry on that tradition here. So, here’s one to start it off! Feel free to submit interesting headlines you come accross!    

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Guess the Nationality
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Guess the Nationality Sex-Crazed Woman There is a sex-crazed woman on a hilltop and three men have found out about her. The first man in walking down the hill. The second man is climbing the hill. The third man is on the hilltop with the woman. The exceptional artwork below shows the scene! QUESTION: What […]

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Irish Baby
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An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Irishbaby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but […]

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An Arab Walks into a Bar…
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An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair. He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. so he shouts over to the bartender loudly enough […]

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Old People Text Message
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 An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: […]

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Blonde Jokes–1
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DISNEYLAND Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They started crying and turned around and went home.   FLORIDA OR MOON Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which […]

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Differences Between Men and Women
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NICKNAMES · If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. · If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .  EATING OUT · When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each […]

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