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Farm Kid
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Only a Farm Kid… When you’re from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town” said the boy. “How about your […]

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The Christian Way to Call Someone a Bastard
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A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, “We’re about evenly matched, how about […]

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Woman who drove on sidewalk must wear ‘idiot’ sign
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True stories about people who are idiots are always funny.  This news story is a good example of how stupid some people can be, and it is entertaining. The sentence imposed by the judge was OUTSTANDING!!  We need more judges like this!   Woman who drove on sidewalk must wear ‘idiot’ sign CLEVELAND (AP) � […]

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Politically Correct Sports Team Names
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I received the following in an email and wish I had written it. I agree with our Native American population—I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as warriors, but nay nay, We must […]

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History: The Invention of the Condom
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Condom History Okay, this is a bad joke, but nevertheless, it will make you laugh.  It may be a bit politically incorrect for some of you, but that’s part of what makes it funny! I’ve always been a student of history but I didn’t know this. In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using […]

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The Nail
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Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him […]

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Church Squirrels
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CHURCH SQUIRRELS There were five houses of religion in a small-town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church , The Methodist Church , The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After […]

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Dumb Speeder Shoots Self
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Sometimes, you come across items in the news that are just as funny in real life as any joke.  Here’s a news story about a man who wound up accidentally shooting himself.   Fight over speeding car ends with Virginia man shooting self in groin, police say A man apparently speeding in Norfolk, Va., accidentally […]

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Lazy People Fact
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I ran accross this little meme on Facebook and felt it was worth sharing. Are you one of those lazy people?    

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