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Archive | January, 2014

 
Lawyer-drawing

Lawyer Sues His Own Insurance Company

BEST LAWYER/INSURANCE STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND POSSIBLY THE CENTURY. This actually took place in Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a claim […]

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Older-man-texting

Old People Text Message

 An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: […]

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Drunk Versus Stoned

With the legalization of pot in some areas, we can now expect to have stoned drivers long with drunk drivers (not that that doesn’t ALREADY happen!) What’s the difference between a driver who is drunk and one who is high? The image below provides the answer. Hmmm, I wonder what happens if a driver is […]

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Facebook and Twitter accounts joke

Facebook and Twitter

If you don’t have Facebook or Twitter accounts, you could try the old-fashioned social media method described in the image below. However, you might get the same results! Ironcially, this was posted by a friend to my Facebook timeline!        

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