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Archive | August, 2013


Sex at 68 and Other Interesting Observations

I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 68. I’m so happy, because I live at number 72. So it’s not too far to walk home afterwards. And it’s the same side of the street. I don’t even have to cross the road! ~~~~~ Answering machine […]

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Dumb Speeder Shoots Self

Sometimes, you come across items in the news that are just as funny in real life as any joke.  Here’s a news story about a man who wound up accidentally shooting himself.   Fight over speeding car ends with Virginia man shooting self in groin, police say A man apparently speeding in Norfolk, Va., accidentally […]

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