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Archive | June, 2013


History: The Invention of the Condom

Condom History Okay, this is a bad joke, but nevertheless, it will make you laugh.  It may be a bit politically incorrect for some of you, but that’s part of what makes it funny! I’ve always been a student of history but I didn’t know this. In 1272, the Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using […]

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My Dogs

Another great reason to have a dog….. This morning I went to Social Security to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, “Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare.” So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can’t speak English and have no frigging clue […]

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Why am I Divorced?

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone ‘ Happy Birthday.’ I thought…… […]

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