The Widow and the Ranch Hand
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A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other […]

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Wisconsin Fishermen
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  Two Wisconsin men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost inaudible, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, “I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.” Craig continues slowly sipping his beer – then thoughtfully says, “You better think it over, Bob. […]

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Only a Man Would Attempt This
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This joke came to me from a buddy who reads various gun forums. I’m not sure if it is true, but even if not it’s a pretty good story!   ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our […]

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The Christian Way to Call Someone a Bastard
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A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome. They were even after the first few holes. The second guy said, “We’re about evenly matched, how about […]

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A Kid From North Dakota
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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a vacuum salesman back in North Dakota .” Well, the boss was unsure, but he liked […]

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The Jewish Tie Salesman
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A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack – selling ties. The Taliban terrorist asked, […]

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