Only a Farm Kid… When you’re from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town” said the boy. “How about your […]
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said 50.00. “Why so little?” she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, “Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house […]
Color Is Good Yesterday I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. My blood pressure was high. My cholesterol was high. I’d gained some weight, and I didn’t feel so hot. My doctor said eating right doesn’t have to be complicated and it would solve my physical problems. He said: Just think in colors. […]
Two ladies are sitting outside at their retirement home, smoking’ cigarettes and enjoying the sunny day when it begins to rain. One of the ladies reaches into her purse and pulls out a condom and a pair of scissors. As the other lady watches, she then proceeds to pull out the rubber, snips the tip […]
