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Archive | February, 2013


Church Squirrels

CHURCH SQUIRRELS There were five houses of religion in a small-town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church , The Methodist Church , The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each church and Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After […]

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Beer, Fishing, and Golf

There is a VERY important lesson here… A business man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money, will […]

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The Dot Explained

The Truth About the Dot I am probably going to Hell for posting this. Hey, I don’t write the jokes, I just report them! The Dot FINALLY, SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP. For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or […]

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Ole’s Nooner

The Nooner A young North Dakota farm couple, Ole and Lena, got married and just  couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’. In the morning, before Ole left the house for the fields, they made love. When Ole came back from the fields,  they made love. And again at bedtime, they made love. The problem was […]

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