We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door […]
Archive | December, 2012
A Silly Christmas Joke
A Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. “I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife. “No, that felt more like snow to me,” she replied. “No, I’m sure it was just rain” he said. Well, as these things go, they […]
A Wife’s Love
The awesome power of a wife’s love A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death’s doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookie wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out […]
Why the Mayan Calendar Ended
Over the years, there has been much research and speculation why the Mayans stopped working on the calendar. The true secret for this has finally been discovered!
Mayan Calendar Weather Forecast
Below is the Mayan Calendar weather forecast for the week of December 16 2012 – December 22 2012 For those of you who live in the Midwest of the United States, this is pretty typical weather: Cold one day and then hotter than hell the next!
Maggie, a blonde city girl, marries a New Zealand dairy farmer. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, farmer John says to Maggie, ‘The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the rail above the cow’s stall in the barn. You show him […]
Men Teaching Classes for Women
Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By January 21, 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, […]
A Short Love Story
A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower. […]
Travel Plans for Retirement!
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. […]
Hostess Bakery Bankruptcy – The Real Cause!
You can blame the demise of Hostess on unions and striking workers. But, here’s the REAL reason behind it all! Just try to dispute it!