Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman […]
Archive | November, 2012
Hostess Bakery – Disposition of Assets
Disposition of ‘assets’ — Hostess Bakery plants shut down Friday due to a workers’ strike. Assets were split up. * The State Department hired all the Twinkies; * The Secret Service hired all the HoHos; * The generals are sleeping with the Cupcakes; * And the voters sent all the Ding Dongs to Congress! […]
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Unforgettable password–a senior solution!
Senior citizens always find a way to keep up with technology. Here’s one of the ways they remember their computer passwords!
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College Football Jokes
OhioState‘s Urban Meyer on one of his players: “He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.” __________________________________________ Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on […]
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Suggestive McDonald’s Ad
A few years ago, the ad below showed up in the Sunday newspaper. I found it quite humorous and wondered how it got by the family-oriented advertising censors of such a large corporation. Needless to say, this advertising campaign didn’t last long and I never saw that flyer again! So, what do you think? Is […]
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Dating in 1960
You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this… It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. “Oh, come on in!” Peggy Sue’s mother said as she welcomed Fred in. Have […]
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Woman who drove on sidewalk must wear ‘idiot’ sign
True stories about people who are idiots are always funny. This news story is a good example of how stupid some people can be, and it is entertaining. The sentence imposed by the judge was OUTSTANDING!! We need more judges like this! Woman who drove on sidewalk must wear ‘idiot’ sign CLEVELAND (AP) � […]
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Men are Like…
Here are a few great analogies about what men are like. I’m sure you can handle it. For those who can’t, grow a sense of humor! 1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. 2 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. 3.Men are […]
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An Arab Walks into a Bar…
An Arab walks into a bar and is about to order a drink when he sees a guy close by wearing a Jewish cap, a prayer shawl/tzitzis and traditional locks of hair. He doesn’t have to be an Einstein to know that this guy is Jewish. so he shouts over to the bartender loudly enough […]
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Emails Can Mess With Your Head
I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery. Here’s what I have learned. I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water […]
