MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR. EVERY YEAR, MORRIS WOULD SAY, “ESTHER, I ‘D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER.” ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED, ” I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS.” A FEW YEARS LATER, ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO […]
Archive | October, 2012
The husband had just finished reading a book,”Man of the House“. He put the book down, stormed into the kitchen, and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said “From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house,and my word is the […]
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. IN PRISON……….you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell. AT WORK…………you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON………you get three meals a day. AT WORK………..you get a […]
Sixth grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, “You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell […]
NICKNAMES · If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. · If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman . EATING OUT · When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each […]
Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can […]
I know I am probably going to Hell for recording this video and posting it! This joke is dedicated to my daughter. When I first told it to her, her reaction was hilarious! Now, if this sort of joke offends you, please visit our disclaimer page.