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Archive | September, 2012


A Tour of Heaven

A man dies and St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven. “Welcome to Heaven!”, says St. Peter.  “Let me give you a tour.” St. Peter takes the man down a long hall with doors on both sides.  On each door is a sign. The first one they come to says “Methodist”.  St. Peter […]

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Jewish Fathers, Christian Sons

A good Jewish father was very upset, for he had sent his only son to the Holy Land to become more devout in the faith and his son came back a Christian. So, he went to his best friend, another Jewish father and said, “I am a good Jewish father and sent my son to […]

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1. DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. 2. WIRE […]

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Today’s word is… Fluctuations I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke. I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a […]

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