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Archive | September, 2012
A Tour of Heaven
A man dies and St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven. “Welcome to Heaven!”, says St. Peter. “Let me give you a tour.” St. Peter takes the man down a long hall with doors on both sides. On each door is a sign. The first one they come to says “Methodist”. St. Peter […]
We Need To Break Up..
Where is This Fabled ‘Cool Side’
Dude why is there a crack on my phone?
Jewish Fathers, Christian Sons
A good Jewish father was very upset, for he had sent his only son to the Holy Land to become more devout in the faith and his son came back a Christian. So, he went to his best friend, another Jewish father and said, “I am a good Jewish father and sent my son to […]
Happy Hour in Alabama
Bubba is driving down a back road in Alabama. A flashing sign in front of a roadside joint reads: HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL Lobster Tail and Beer “Lord a’mighty,” he says to himself, “my three favorite things!”
TOOLS, DEFINITIONS and USES
1. DRILL PRESS : A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted project which you had carefully set in the corner where nothing could get to it. 2. WIRE […]
Fluctuations
Today’s word is… Fluctuations I will never hear or see this word again without thinking of this joke. I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a […]
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